Alright then you buggers, copies of Being that person are now on sale for a measly £3 a pop, which includes the immense satisfaction you'll achieve just by purchasing a unit and allowing the endorphins to run riot in your hypothalamus.
Copies look like the photo on the front page of this profile; a version of the ID cards is also up there (NOT SOLD SEPARATELY!) so look sharp - they're actually shifting quite nicely so if you do actually want one you'd better act fast.