Have you ever been crowd surfing?
Yes... only because I passed out at a packed Oasis gig in 1996 - was surrounded by sweaty, moshing men, all about a foot taller than me... found that oxygen is pretty important to health.. passed out - crowed surfed to the front and spend an hour backstage - pretty damn awesome

Lager or Cider?
Guiness

Have you ever thrown a TV out a window? If not, would you like to?!
Nope... knowing my luck it would land on a cat